gotitforcheap:

me: man you remember that time in highschool wh-

friend: yes

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me: man I didn’t even say what the story wa-

friend: I remember 

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nomisanthrope:

“Don’t destroy a government on an empty stomach!”

nomisanthrope:

“Don’t destroy a government on an empty stomach!”

saddeer:

this is the most important scene in cinematic history

organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

floridacocaine:

Blue Jeans

M.I.A and back-up dancer Natalie Glover

Instagram: @ natzyg

Twitter: @ THEUNIQUEKIDD

neilnevins:

i’m sorry i ever lost faith in you

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YOU STAY IN THE FUCKING CORNER WHERE YOU BELONG

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fuukaphobia:

Have you ever taken a look at something and thought, “This is it. This is why God doesn’t speak to us. We’ve become monsters. Steve Buscemi in Spy Kids was fucking right.”

fuukaphobia:

Have you ever taken a look at something and thought, “This is it. This is why God doesn’t speak to us. We’ve become monsters. Steve Buscemi in Spy Kids was fucking right.”

vinebox:

Hoes be like

tylerchokely:

This is inspirational

tylerchokely:

This is inspirational

me peeing
me: shit son
me: sHIT
me: that water is barely yellow
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: i am hydrated as HELL